Fuck Pope Benedict
(Nov 5, 2007)
by Deanna A.
(This rant is inspired by a conference of Catholic pharmacists that
took place on October 29, 2007.)
Fuck Pope Benedict for encouraging professional irresponsibility with
his fucking "Oh, it's ok, you don't have to dispense contraceptives or
anything like that" bullshit. Uh yeah, you do. It's called "serving
the patient", you dickweed.
Fuck him for deigning to think that he can automatically deliver a
free pass to a bunch of ignorant assholes who should get out of the
fucking pharmaceutical business if they can't handle the fact that
certain women actually want to have control over their own bodies.
Fuck him for continually buying into the whole misconception that
contraceptives are equivalent to abortifacients (which was totally
disproved BACK IN THE 1970S) -- or, the even worse option, for
continuing to encourage the misleading and highly outdated
misinformation campaign toward contraceptives that have led to
countless lies being printed up in "official" Church publications.
Fuck him and the rest of the all-male higher echelons of the Catholic
Church for thinking they can control what we women are allowed to do
with our own fucking bodies, especially since all of them fucking
contribute jack shit to the global overpopulation cause.
Fuck the Church for continuing to be a global embarrassment with this
issue, from 1994's disgraceful and uneducated statements about
birthrates and their correlation to economic prosperity in the UN's
world birth control conference of that year, to today's stupid-ass
conference, attended fervently by a bunch of short-dicked beta men who
can easily be emasculated by the mere thought of a woman taking
control of her own life's destiny.
Fuck the Church for thinking that abortion = the death of children and
for clinging desperately to the whole idea of women giving birth as
many times as possible, when abortion is in nearly every case the
surgical removal of a parasitic-like fetus no bigger than the size of
a tadpole. Fuck them for turning a blind eye to the fact that the higher a society's average birthrate, the lower the
society is on the overall economic scale.
Fuck the Pope and the Church for not recognizing that women with
complete control over the number of children they wish to bear are a
valuable resource who improve their families, their communities, and
their societies, by being able to be the primary steerers of their own
Fuck this whole bullshit thing. I ain't buying it, I hope every
single Catholic woman out there doesn't buy into it, and I sure as
hell hope this leads to a massive intrareligious revolution, or at
least to a schism that hurts these jackoffs who wouldn't know the
definition of "responsibility" if a huge Webster's Dictionary bit them
in the ass.
Robert D. Kaplan said it best when he stated that a mentality that is
truly "pro-life" values the quality of life over the quantity of it.
Fuck yeah. If you're truly pro-life, you will want to make sure that
everyone who is actually ALIVE, i.e. on this earth, has the best life
they can possibly have, and stop being so fucking obsessed with the
whole bullshit thing about preserving every "precious" embryo and
zygote. Shit, it ain't all that precious, and God sure as hell isn't
so limited as to not want every single one of his creations to
actually be WANTED and CRAVED for. God is all-powerful. God will
know when a fetus is wanted or not and will deliver a soul to one
who's actually wanted.
And on a non-religious level -- you know when a "fetus" becomes a
"baby"? When the woman DECIDES it.