Name: Fiona

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
first of all, I can not stand stupidity and that right there disqualifies every man on the face of the planet.

[No, it's not just the MEN, darlin'.]

For exsample:

[Oh yes, this is a greeeat example.]

Fiona's rectum (09:55:04 PM): Hi!
Fiona's rectum (09:55:08 PM): I'm Human!
Fiona's rectum (09:55:09 PM): What are you?

[Notice who initiates contact, and how witty a pick-up line she uses.]

dumbdude (09:55:15 PM): what?

[That would be my internal response. The very NEXT thought would be, "I thought I blocked all non-essential IMs.]

Fiona's rectum(09:55:48 PM): don't thank me for insulting you dear.

[I think she's edited this to suit her purpose. I don't SEE a thank you in here, so either she's cut that out, or she's just talking randomly. I'm going to have to side with random chatter. I'd hope that her editing abilities would be better than this.]

Fiona's rectum (09:55:50 PM): It was a pleasure
dumbdude (10:04:10 PM): yeah yeah me going to bed now

[Should have called him Tarzan.]

Fiona's rectum(10:04:22 PM): yeah, me too.
dumbdude (10:04:32 PM): luv u
Fiona's rectum (10:04:34 PM): As a should have done hours ago, but i stayed up to talk to you for only god knows what reason.

[Because you like to cyber. It HAS been edited. Sheesh, who'd have believed that she'd have been this bad on purpose.]

Fiona's rectum (10:05:26 PM): anyway, should you deam me worthy enough to talk to tomarrow at somepoint, guess i'll try again tomarrow.

[Holy Switcheroo, Batman!]

Fiona's rectum (10:05:32 PM): Pleasent fucking nightmares.

[DUMBDUDE is no longer available.]

I hate flowers, and this guy sent me a dozen long stemed roses for my brithday. They went right into the trash, didn't even see what they looked like, I could fucking care less.

[I'll quote you. There were a dozen long stemmed roses. You saw what they looked like, you ungrateful fuckwit.]

GOD men are suck fucking dolts, can they not take then hint that when we are mad or upset to STOP FUCKING PUSHING!!!!

[Fiona, didn't you cyber with this fella? You've got some kind of crazy notion of what goodbye looks like.]

I would like nothing better then to castrate one with a razor blade then pack the wounds full with salt and send them on their merry fucking way.

[Yeah, sure. I can tell from your little chat you EDITED and still looked stupid in.]

One Liner:
They're men, that makes them legally retarted.

[Only if they go back to the same trollop. Oh, okay. I KNOW that one was really a groaner.]

Name: Brandi

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am a heartless bitch because...

I hate stupid people & I let them know when they are not smart enough to be in my presence.

[How is that any help?]

One Liner:
ATTN: Mr. Right,
You can touch me when I say it is ok, You can call me when I say it is a good time, but you better know what I'm thinking when I'm not saying anything at all!

[You? Think? Unassisted? See, because I'm going to hazard a guess that whether you talk or not, you're not thinking about anything at all. I hope Mr. Right is also the Amazing Creskin.]

Name: maantukin

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i puke at incompetence. 'nuff said.

[Wonder what your floor looks like.]

---- Your Heartless Bitch Personality Test Results:
You are a Heartless Bitch. But you knew that already.

[Thank you for playing!]

One Liner:
did i or didnt i just say it?

[Don't you know?]

i. puke. at. incompetence.

[So. do. I. Or I would, but I've built up an immunity.]

Name: Jessica

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am a backstabber.

[At least you're honest.]

I talk about all of my friends heinously because they are whiny stupid whores.

[Okay, so why do you hang out with them?]

All in year to two -year relationships with men that they a)don't like B) can't get rid of and c)are in love with but who treat them like shit. Plus, they have pathetic uncomfortable sex lives (one won't let her guy look at her when he eats her out),

[Like I want to see that face people make when they're licking or sucking. Pay fucking attention and keep your eyes on what you're doing.]

without orgasms, exploration, fun or communication.

[Those are THEIR problems, not yours. You're in a relationship with friends that you can't get rid of and don't seem to like. I'd watch the criticism here.]

I manipulate people.

[Rare to find such honesty.]

I am completely aware of peoples drives, motivations and insecurities and I use this knowledge to pit them against each other for my own gain, to make them miserable when I am upset and just because i can and I like that power that I have over people. The divider between me and sociopaths is a very thin dotted line, and i often cross over just a little bit so i can get what i want.

[I don't really SEE a divider between you and a sociopath. What's your other diagnoses?]

I am horny. I am too "assertive" for most men at least that's the reason my friends say i can't get guys, I'm too smart for most people so they don't like me. I am a sexually open woman and society doesn't like that I say when I'm horny and I mean it.

[Society don't like to hear ANYONE say that they are horny. It's kind of like announcing that you have to shit. Too Much Information.]

They also really don't like that I masturbate and enjoy porn. And I'm not ashamed. I am a heartless bitch.

[You're a future mental patient.]

One Liner:
I *can* use you and I will.

[What would you use me for?]

Name: JESSICA

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'M A HEARTLESS BITCH BECAUSE EVEN WASTING MY TIME FILLING THIS FORM OUT PISSES ME OFF, LARGELY DUE TO THE FACT THAT I COULD NOT CARE LESS WHAT YOU THINK.....

[So why DID you fill this out? If you don't care what I think, go on and peace be with you.]

One Liner:
SOME THINGS YOU JUST CANNOT PUT INTO WORDS.

[It's fun to try sometimes.]

Name: johny love

[The Tidybowl Man's little brother.]

Email : mrlova2001@hotman.com

[That cracks me up. Shouldn't it be hotMALE.com?]

UserID : mrhard

[I liked Mr. Messy.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I fuck bitches.....im a bitch myself....i fuck bitches sisters....moms.....etc. Im not gay and shit....

[Suuuuure, you're not gay. Why would we think that? Oh, wait. You mean PRISON bitch, right?]

im very hard......got 9 inch cock

[I ordered one myself.]

One Liner:
Mister Hard ( accepted by women all over the world)

[This could be the most clever thing to come out of your mouth...aside from Bubba, that is.]

Name: Lori

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Kenny G makes me retch and if I hear "whateva" one more time while I am explaining to my assistant what she did wrong, I will rip her freakin' face off!

[They have classes to help supervisors be more effective. Go and sign yourself up for some.]

One Liner:
Bite me

[Not on your life.]