Name: Greta

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Im a heartless bitch because I dont like anyone over twelve and under seventy, literally!

[This is kind of creepy when you figure out that this means you only consort with children and the very elderly.]

I would say Im not hearless but realistic, yet once a week I must say "Im not bitter"! I trust no one not even my Mother, and I dont see anything wrong with that.

[Most of you don't, more's the pity.]

Im the kind of Bitch other Bithches want to be.

[Hardly.]

Not only am I a bitch, but I have been kick boxing, boxing, and grappling for 4 years now, So Im not afraid to be a bitch to someone bigger and bitchier than me! Thats why!

[This certainly changes MY opinion of you.]

One Liner:
If being realistic, self sufficiant, intelligent, ambitious, and a verbal sharpshooter to voluntary tagrets then send me that card!

[I don't think this sentence says what you think it says. Never type faster than you can think. Don't make a sentence longer than you can understand.]

Name: Patricia

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
How heartless do I have to be?

[The question is how smart you have to be.]

I applied today and haven't heard back from you.

[You want me to drop what I'm doing and tend to you? Wait until the update like everybody else.]

A real and true bitch would probably say to hell with this site, but a dyed in the wool heartless bitch would just keep nagging you until she got what she wanted.

[Operative word being NAG. A real Heartless Bitch would have known that she had to wait for the update.]

Okay meet me, the damn heartless bitch from Florida who does not give up on anything she really wants.

[Let's just see if you still want this after you see yourself here.]

I deserve this title because I've been working for it all my life, just ask anyone who knows me. I can give letters of recommendation if you like.

[I am waiting for you to arrange these letters into a coherent essay. The alphabet is the only "letters of recommendation" that are effective here.]

And by the way, I stop being a heartless bitch when it comes to my pets. I am a total sap when it comes to them. If that disqualifies me for the title of Heartless Bitch well then screw the title.

[Now you've really buggered the definition of Heartless Bitch. If you think it's all about being callous and nasty, you're sadly mistaken.]

One Liner:
Don't ask my opinion unless you're prepared for the purest

[...crap?]

truth.

[Ah.]

I will not tolerate abuse to the elderly, animals or the environment!

[Good on you, mate.]

Name: Dell

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a home wrecker,I sleep with married men and dont give a shit

[No, Dell. See, if you're male and you sleep with married men, then that home was well on its way to the demolition squad. That shit is scrap-heaped.]

One Liner:
piss me off, get outta my way, i dont make threats

[You don't make sentences, either.]

Name: Anita

[It should be noted that neither Anita herself nor her application is weak. I just had to share the hell of her existence with you.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
simply cuz i dont put up with whiny little cows who have only 3 words in their vocabulary: " OMG"," LIKE" AND " TOTALLY".

[Oh My GOD, like I TOTALLY agree with this statement. Totally.]

In other words, bimbos who know that they have no fuckin brains so they might as well show cleavage all day long to get that oh-so-needed attention.

[Hey, just imagine the retirement plan.]

Or those who hate men because they " play them too much" or " treat them wrong even though they are beautiful inside" no one gives a shit about inner beauty if u walk around dressed like a classless whore..

[They better stick to that outer beauty. You've got to know your limitations.]

cuz who will want to LOVE somethin that cant even love herself..and uhh..those chicks that complain 'OMG IM SO FAT" and then they wear tiny little clothes that are so revealing..i mean what the fuck..wouldnt it make more logical sense to cover up if u dont like somethin..instead of showin it all off

[You KNOW that they are only fishing for compliments. Someone like you should be able to figure out how really knock them for a loop--or teach them not to ask YOU a question like that.]

..or those who think that a person of same ethnicity ex. african american that lives in new york is different than the same race person living in California because " LIKE...OMG ITS SO FAR AWAY IT CANT BE THE SAME RACE" im not even shittin u,

[The sad thing is that I could believe this. I'd tell them that they AREN'T the same race, then I'd tell them that the East Coast/West Coast rap conflict was a CIVIL WAR.]

ive heard them use the word Californian Guy or stupid shit like that haha..they are just stupid bitches..haha

[Yeah, they sound pretty stupid to me, too. However, I'm sure that you can do better than this for an application. When you reapply, talk more about yourself. We've got the stupidity aspect pretty well covered. No shortage of idiots, you know.]

One Liner:
cuz im the shit and i dont tolerate dumb hoes.

[Distinguish yourself FROM them.]

Name: Chris

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm not a heartless bitch, I am just a 17 year old boy that digs your site and wants to read your message board because you women have many interesting things to say.

[Another peeping Tom.]

Hey, you didn't say only women could join.....

[No, and we've made no bones about this point. However, we do have a criteria for intellect, and it's dreadfully low. We require you to read this site, at a bare minimum.]

One Liner:
I dont think I can fill this part out due to the fact I am

[...an utter moron?]

not a female...

[Ah. Your reading comprehension skills are rather low.]