Name: Amanda

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:

[And she couldn't think of a single one.]

One Liner:
Yes. I'm on a mission to run ALL vapid cunts off the internet. I don't discriminate, unlike some people.

[Meaning? Are you trying to cast aspersions?]

Name: Phyllida

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i take no shit from anyone even my friends. i can't tolorate my younger sister who is a drama queen.

[...because she gets more attention.]

i can't stand those who think they are better than others because they look better or are smarter or are better than everone

[But if I AM better, why are you angry if I think so, too?]

else at something. if someone starts to winge over something that they can't change or brought onto themselves i tell them to shut up and stop their complaining, or if i'm in class i ignore them.

[They shouldn't be talking in class anyway.]

if your racist, a bully or a sexist you might as well forget about being my friend.

[That should go without saying, right?]

One Liner:
this girl may seem like an angel on the outside but on the inside there is only a bitch.

[More like "creamy filling."]

Name: Is there a Site for hartless basterds I bitch too

[Try www.you_are_a_dumbass.com]

URL : www.Jareddumbass@aol.com

[Are you giving me the website or your email, or do you know the difference?]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Well Im not sure there's enough space you could of left a fuckin little more.

[It's like a genie's bottle. Maximum power--itty bitty living space. Seriously, it's a tardis. It only LOOKS small on the outside.]

I hell at times I bitch to myself about stupid dumbass unrealistic men stupid women that think God made them as a gift to me drop a piano on me next time, or spawn me gay.

[Spawn? You'd better stop playing so many online games, dude.]

No women no men just me and the dumb fuckin memories I have in this life on a desert Island with maybe the library of congress to look at and laugh about in disgust at dumb mother and father fuckers who just dont fuckin get it

[...just his mind poured out on paper. What would you do with more space? You aren't effectively using the space you have.]

and need to be bitch slapped if only I were a woman I could bitch slap some body and get by with it but society has put a limit on my doctering and probably for good reason

[Uh, yeah. There's a good reason that you can't go around slapping people. You don't have a license or the training.]

wars and teeth have been won and lost because fuckin stupid people that dont have common sense enough to open there fuckin eyes

[JadeSyren presents: Dumbass Poetry Slam.]

One Liner:
everybody sucks sooner or later

[The question is what they suck.]

Name: Meanux

[Rhymes with penis, sorta.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:

[She claims the USA as her country. As you read on, you'll see why this is noteworthy.]

I Real to myself and other.I say want on my mine if its honest and truthful. THAT ME.

[...Tarzan. That you, Jane.]

I carry myself like a lady at all times

[You missed your calling...ACTING.]

....But don't get it twisted by no means am i a push over,You give Respect,believe me you'll get it in return.Yes i am all that to myself,and if it project outward SO BE IT.If you dont love SELF...WHO WILL.

[Yet another good message mangled by poor presentation. It's like reading a letter that went through the wash. You know who she is? Nell. She's fucking NELL. She's been raised in the woods by fucking squirrels and a lady with a stroke. Living out there in the Unibomber shack, bathing in a makeshift shower and shitting over a tree limb.]

One Liner:
A True Diva To Herself And Other,I Don't Pull No Punches When its Comes To Saying What on Meanux's Mind.I Always Keep It REAL.Enough Said.Im in Control Of My Destiny,ALL BITHCES ARE.

[I'll bet you were thinking that she was a teenager. BZZT! She claims to be between 35-45.]

Name: Celia

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Because most men are pigs!

[Maybe it's just you.]

They made us the bitches we are

[She's not only defining herself by men, she's absolving herself of any responsibility.]

and I thank them for it! I tell them like it is! Started to act the same way they do to them of course! They don't like that, hence forth, I'm a bitch!

[Hence forth? People still SAY that?]

One Liner:
Don't take shit from a man! The lines are crap just to get a piece of ass!

[Newsflash! Boy, am I glad that you let us in on that little secret.]

Name: Kel

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I guess you have to ask to weed out the pansies.

[More like stinkweed and the invasive nuisance plants.]

Being a Virgo I naturally come into my own when it comes to bitchiness -

[You are seriously expecting me to buy into your astrologically inclined to bitchiness argument and the sign you want me to believe is naturally bitchy is Virgo? Okay, if you mean whining, nagging and complaining. Virgo tends to that with ill-favored alignments.]

so I guess I may have an unfair advantage. Ha!

[Oh yeah, I can smell your advantage from over here.]

Seems by most society standards there are two flavors of women: Sweet or Bitchy.

[I would have guessed Pork or Beef.]

Yummmm Guess I will have to go with Bitchy. Delicious!

[Wonder what Bitch flavor is like....]

See the thing is "Suck it up, Princess!!" Who says anyone has to conform to a standard. I say set your own standard.

[Please set your standard higher than the waistband of your panties.]

One Liner:
I have lived long enough to know I don't have to answer to anyone and I don't have to care.

[Apathy is so...high school.]

Name: Monik

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a Heartless Bitch because I can toss a stupid boy's clothes out of my 25th floor apartment window and make him run down to fetch them in his tighty whiteys, and not think twice.

[Yet you'd be furious if he did this to you. This isn't cool behavior.]

One Liner:
Did I give you permission to speak to me?

[I gave it to myself.]

Name: Celia

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I tried this before.

[I thought you looked familiar. Acceptance, when it's a GOOD application, is NOT instantaneous.]

I don't take any shit from these guys! I've had my heart ripped out and it's time for all this shit to stop!

[Stop giving them the keys to your heart.]

Now it's like a lightbulb went off in my head.

[It's a night light.]

I get all the moves and what they are trying to accomplish... it's all for the almighty piece of ass!

[Do you talk about anything else but men?]

They don't care who they drag in the muck and mire! It's time to fight back! I launched a site and will try to spread the word! Just think of it! I'm already getting hate mail! I just love it!

[We ALL get hate mail. What do you do with yours?]

One Liner:
Only the strong survive! It's all in your head! and it's not the one on your shoulders either!

[Everything is in my penis? But I don't have a penis.]

Name: Nicole

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
** MY MOM CALLS ME A BITCH***

[Big deal.]

NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I CAN NOT BE NICE

[I'd settle for not stupid.]

GUYS ARE SCARED OF ME

[With good reason.]

i AM LOUD AND HATE TO HERE PEOPLE WHINNIE ABOUT THERE PROBLEMS WHEN IT IS THERE FAULT

[Whinnie? Like Mr. Ed? Wilbur....]

I AM KNOWN BY MANY AS THE DEATH BITCH :)

[Oh please, who calls you that besides you?]

One Liner:
YOU MAY BE A BITCH BUT WHAT U NEED TO SAY IS YOU ARE A BEOCHA BECASUE I AM THE BITCH

[What is a Beocha?]

Name: Ms. Ronni

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a heartless bitch because after spending my years as my husband's maid I've realized my dues are paid and life is to enjoy.

[Why on earth were you a maid?]

But what I've got in store for him is to find him a job that would be suitable; like a petticoated and totally feminized maid.

[Good for the goose, eh?]

His days are over

[So soon? What killed him?]

and I've informed if he doesn't take a job I find, then he shouldn't look for me; as I will leave and kiss my behind.

[You mean he doesn't work? I can't tolerate a lazy spouse.]

One Liner:
That he'll be a petticoated maid or else, I've made up my mind and he loses either way, this way "SHE" can still earn a living.

[What's with the maid fixation?]