Name: william

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:

[Some guys will do ANYthing for female attention.]

Well being of the male gender ill never qualify for the loftly title of *bitch* but i have

[Wrong. Some of our members are male.]

issues and im extremely bitter, its taken for granted males in general are to be hated for there ugly bodies and temperment but with all the struggles male and female gender have at the end,

[Whoa, cowboy. What are YOU talking about? Your train is stopping at the wrong station.]

females get to be beautiful...In a world where brains count more then brawns males dont have much except there brains which are equal to females

[*Snicker*]

...So yes im bitter, now matter how smart i am, there will alway be a female as smart or smarter then me,

[I see a lot of "smarter than" in your future.]

but with a nice set of tits and ass to go with it.......

[...who will never date you.]

Im a heartless bitch for alot of fucking reasons, at this point the reasons are irrevelent

[This whole application is irrelevant, but that hasn't stopped you.]

im just heartless. I realize this a site created by and for females and you have been generous and gracuis enought t let some males in, i do not want in, i just want a temporary pass on the forums and yes i cant deny it,

[And he can't hold it together long enough to pass inspection.]

it does make me mad to see the male gender being ripped apart, ill admit it upfront im an egotist, everybody is but have you ever really heard it from the horses mouth?

[You're asking me if I've heard this from men? You can't be serious.]

What its like to 5 years old and teased becuase you have a weenie and it looks funny and the little brat whos perverted pig father treates her like a princess so she becomes a fucking little monster and treates you like shit?

[Ooookay, now we're in a scary land of child-abuse memories. I REALLY hate these kinds of stories.]

Or what about at age 15 having the petty princesses of surberbia patronize you becuase your the *sweet sensetive (and i should add good looking) poor guitarist?*

[Come now, if you were good looking, it wouldn't have mattered if you couldn't play guitar. Trust me.]

Or what about me being such a dumb prick that the girl or girls i should have going for werent the best looking at the time so instead of ever having a girlfriend i just sat around in my own misery? When now at 24, i feel like im a 50 has-been who just have a pinch of sexuality in him or a molecule of attractiveness?

[Wait. You've got fatal Nice-guy-itis. At least I hope it's fatal.]

Oh im bitter..Im sure your all bitter, as bitter as you are, you DONT have to have marry and give birth but youll always have your sexuality to use to your advantage where us guys dont, all we have are our brains, you female have both...Im bitter, more then any body in *heartless bitches* but youll being the cowards your are your not going to let me in on a temporary basis and thats all i want, is get to speak my mind and her the thoughts of the members...

[We're saving you from yourself. Really. You have no idea the act of charity that you've been given. If you're depressed NOW, you'd be suicidal in here. And that's...I...No. NO! I can't let you in. (There, good deed for the day.)]

Thats all i ask, its not much...you already have male members and what loops they go through to

[Well, they're SMART, though.]

kiss your ass so they can feel like they *understand the female mind* ive probably already masterd, (there probably fags, i know, i have fags friends and ive fagged a bit myself but fags

[This is TOO RICH. You've "fagged" yourself? What does THAT mean? Does it involve anal?]

are always hoping in the back of there mind that figuring out femnales will heklp them get them! sorry dude, your still gonna have hair on chest and crotch and a set of nuts to go with it nomatter. Being a shemale is where its at, youll never be a real female but at least you can look really sexy...Anyway have fun trashing males who are already born trash by cultural and seuxaliy preconceptions and have fun doing what you do best being a heartless bitch...

[You go back to doing what you do best...whining.]

One Liner:
Now matter how old i get i still feel like a stork dropped me off as a baby.

[Right on your head.]

Name: Carol

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I deserve to recieve a Heartless Bitch card because:

[You bunch of crybabies find yourself in bad situations of your own making, and somehow you think you DESERVE something of me? No. You're SUPPOSED to fix your problems.]

My husband of 9 years told me on a Sunday that he no longer loved me and he was in love with someone else. So I took off work the following day to see a lawyer and removed all the money from our shared bank account and deposited in a new account with my name on it only.

[Thief. If he did this to you, you'd cry blue murder.]

I told him he could no longer live in our house. (he was undecided on who to "be" with..her or I). He whined and said he didn't make enough money to cover expenses on another place. I told him he could live with his parents, he should have thought of that when he was out screwing around.

[He wanted a divorce AND stay in the house with you?]

The lawyer had advised me that once he took up residence in another house that he would have no legal reason to come into the house. When he moved out I changed the locks, and he couldnt come and go as he pleased! (and he did try).

[Yeah, and so what?]

I thought about destroying his things, but really, what good would that do? So I kept his Beatles albums hostage until the divorce was final, and gave them back scratch-free.

[You must have gotten a bigger portion of the marital proceeds.]

After the divorce, I moved on to a much better job, I realized what an idiot wife I had been and got back my self esteem (that took a while), and dated a jerk (ok, 2 jerks) and recently a "nice guy". He had attached himself to me like a 1950's false eyelash. It was pure hell, and when I read your site, I thought, "THANK YOU!". Yes, thank you very much.

[You're welcome, I guess.]

I love my parents, we have a great relationship. I have close girlfriends who are both married and single. I also have long-time male friends who are not jerks (ok one of them is). I would like to have a gay boyfriend! http://www.ryantown.com/gayboyfriend/ (not my site but entertaining).

[Go for the gusto. Get a gay GIRLfriend.]

I shovel snow and don't whine about it. I know how to do toilet repairs. I can light my own pilot light. I deserve the card, damn it!

[I watch the Learning Channel, too. You get no extra credit for shovelling snow without complaint, or lighting a pilot light.]

One Liner:
I just spent 20 minutes ALL READY summing up how I deserve to carry the Heartless Bitch card, and you want me to give you something creative in 2 lines or less? This has got to be a joke!

[Call it speed creativity. Brevity is the SOUL of wit.]

Name: David

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I love suck dick, I love suck dick, I love suck dick, I love suck dick, I love suck dick, I love suck dick, I love suck dick,

One Liner:
free porn

[Whew, for a minute I thought you had a one-track mind.]

Name: Elizabeth

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
What do you want me to say? that I kick ass, I don't like whinners, I can't stand those love sick puppies that walk around drooling all over the face of this earth? Fine I'll humor you. People who can't decide things for themselves should be shot. Michael Bolton whould have been a better high school councellor, then again maybe not, because we'd have fucked up kids roaming this world without any clues as to the reality of true life. More importantly why am I spending time justifying my attitude to you anyway?

[It's the price you pay to prove your brain works.]

One Liner:
I have a question for you; By whose standard is my level of bitchyness being judged anyway?

[What does it matter? When you lose, you'll find a way to justify it, no matter WHAT the truth is.]