Name: ann

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Hubby left with another woman .... I cancel car insurance and keyed his car. Boil washed his suits.

[He musta left you for being stupid. Why would you key his car, when it could potentially be your own? Why boil his suits when you could have sold them on Ebay? I don't have the strength to be the victim in these scenarios.]

One Liner:
i dont suffer from PMS im a bitch all the time

[Oh, you're not just stupid, you're hormonal.]

Name: MyMaria

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
When i stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak

[...they call me a plagiarist. This has got to be as old as the internet, right? I'm snipping the rest of this crap.]

One Liner:
Be bitchy... be very bitchy.

[Be ORIGINAL, too.]

Name: britt

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Im usually to blunt in conversations for most people to handle

[People prefer sharpness. I know I do.]

I enjoy sharing and listening to life perspectives, without forcing my beliefs on anyone or disrespecting theirs. Iam aware of the injustices fregarding women today (and yesterday) and am trying to make a difference in everything i say and do. I need your help though. Im 18 years old and haven't really come in counter with women who feel the same as me. My family is christian . . dont think i have to explain their views on women . .

[No, you just lean on stereotype in the hopes that we know and use the stereotype, too.]

anyways, I havent had much of a strong female rolemodel and have struggled with my own codependency in the past - and im only 18!

[Big deal. Try being born addicted to crack on for size.]

right now my goal is to learn how to really respect myself as a young woman and be proud of who I am.

[Start by being someone you can be proud OF.]

My view towards men is not entirely cynical. i know personally that not all men are the same and have a few wonderful male friends that respect women more than most women respect themselves ( that are my age especially)

[That's because they're trying to fuck you.]

One Liner:
redifine or waste yourself

[Ooookay.]

Name: Alicya

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Im a Heartless Bitch because Im 15 fat, black, and loving it. I discoverd a LONG time ago

[What? In utero? Is this your second time on this planet? You're a baby, and this is just ignorant.]

it was going to take a real man to love me for who I am and not for what I can do for them.

[Well, you've got that twisted. What you need to learn is that you need to love yourself for who you are so you will stop bartering for friendship. You don't need to "do for" people for them to like you...unless you really, REALLY suck.]

So until I find this guy Im remaining hearless

[In that case, you're not for us. Being a Heartless Bitch isn't something you do to kill time until you find your man.]

to steer clear of the bullshit "I love you"s just to get into my pants Im also tired of being treated like I have the ugly virus just because Im no were near the Halle Berry-esque interpretation of today's beautiful woman.

[You know, she didn't INVENT the beautiful woman. You have the ugly virus because you think you do, and you think you're worth less than someone else. How do I know? Because you're buying friendships with actions.]

(Side note:Im not hating: Halle Berry is a very beautiful woman on the outside(but do we really know her when the camera's are off?)

[That's hatin', girl. We don't really know YOU, either.]

Im just tired of guys not wanting to get to know me because I dont fit the physcal description of someone's direction they would do more than fart in.)

[It's your funky-ass attitude.]

Now enough about men lets talk about the stupid things women do. Stupid thing #1: Waiting by the phone all night for some worthless turd to call you when hes proabably out banging some other chick ("sigh" yes I know sad but true)

[I thought you weren't going to talk about men?]

Stupid Thing #2: Letting your best friend use you her personal doormat/coathanger/bookshelf/wedding planner/chef/babysitter. (again, sad but I see it every day) There's nothing wrong with helping a buddy out every now and then but if you find yourself ruling out "me time" to complete her task it's time to tell her to grow up and gain some responsibility. And the stupidest thing of all: Not standing up and believing in yourself. Sorry to sound cleche' but if you dont belive in yourself NO ONE WILL BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!

[Good. Now go forth and ACT LIKE YOU KNOW.]

One Liner:
Heartless but sweet at unexpected times. Gotta keep um on their toes.

[Don't be a fool. Stay in school.]

Name: Rachel

Email : BlackWyngedAngel@home.com

[Uh-oh. Tis the season to be miserable and whine about it.]

UserID : tortured

[Oh, yeah. Another serving of bitter-ass heart.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I hate all men and the stupid fucking cheerleaders that are always permenantly attached to their arms. Real love doesnt fucking exsist!! People need brain cells to love and most of the human population is sadly lacking in that area.

[He dumped you, didn't he?]

One Liner:
Dont like my boyfriend? Thats a change since he was good enough for you to suck his dick last friday!!!

[Good riddance to both of them. It's a GOOD thing when your friends fuck you together. You get to kill two birds with one stone.]

Name: Jennifer

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I distrust men so much I can't even fuck them anymore w/o twitching and feeling as if I may vomit after.

[But you still fuck them.]

My disgust and sickening hate runs so deep I am likely to die an old spinster,

[If I hated something this much, the LAST thing I'd do is devote my life to it.]

the ones who sit on a porch in a rocking chair with another old spinster they met in childhood, talking shit about men we once loved and were ruined by. The last guy I attempted a *fuck buddy* thing with was so annoying,

[Lie down with dogs, wake up with disease. Don't sell yourself cheap, then complain about the sale.]

i swear he was gay...which is usually cool cuz i tend to like gay men but this

[Gay men ARE cool. They are only DATING material if you are a GAY MAN.]

guy didnt KNOW he was gay so hes gay trying to be macho cool guy......anyway.... the fuckin retard asked me after we already had sex (and for the 8th time in total) if I was SURE i didnt have any diseases..

[Boy, that is some FUCKED UP afterglow. "Honey." "Yes." "Are you diseased? I don't want my beard to fall out."]

.....so i yelled at him

[Man. You must have some SERIOUSLY stank nasty funky ass for someone to hit it, and ask if you are SURE you have no disease. Why would a guy ask this question? Did he pull out his dick and find a lima bean on it? What kinda fucked-up question is that? I bet I would NEVER tell nobody but God about this ever again.]

and told him i was going to pummel his soft head in if he asked me one more time and if he was really worried about he would have stuck his small cock in someone else.... guess that was the 1st n last time.......BAH!

[Yet, you laid there beside his rude ass.]

One Liner:
M - moronic
E - energy sucking
N - Neanderthals

[No one told you to fuck that chimp 8 times. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me eight times, and I'm dumber than a box of hammers.]

Name: Jimmy

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I can't stand manipulative women, I realise the blame lies within myself for

[No, you don't. You think by SAYING this that you'll beat me to the punch.]

still hanging out with them once I realise what's up but I kind of get off on

[There you go. You'll tell yourself ANYTHING to avoid change.]

playing the game and seeing just how much they'll try to get away with. I just left a girl in the Winn Dixie parking lot because she got a call and told me she forgot she had made plans earlier so she couldn't hang out with me that night. This after driving an hour to meet up with her.

[So who's the chump?]

I dont feel bad about it because she refused to tell me what the plans were she made so I simply said to have her friend come pick her up and continued on to my destination without her. Now she calls me every night crying and apologising for doing this yet I've known this girl for over a year and she has ALWAYS done shit like this.

[Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me for over a year, and I'm dumber than a bag of rocks.]

Anyways i've cut her off and am just looking to read others experiences that are similiar while I sulk in my own misery :) J/K

[Yeah. Suuuuure you've cut her off.]

One Liner:
I'm the nicest guy in the world and will tolerate alot until you piss me off, then I become the biggest asshole you've ever met.

[Newsflash. Nice guys like you ARE assholes.]

Name: Teresa

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am very assertive and aggressive in my career.

[Boy, oh boy, I can't wait for you to tell me what that is.]

I work in a Medical Records Department at a large Hospital. I deal with Physicians, staff and co-workers on a daily basis and I don't let them get away with anything when it comes to proper completion and documentation of the Medical Record.

[You're one of those twerps who loves that red-tape, paper pushing nonsense to the point of inefficiency. I know people like you. You just love denying people things unless they jump through your hoops, no matter how ridiculous it is. ]

One of our policies is to actually suspend the physicians if they do not complete their records in a timely manner. That means no admissions, no procedures/operations, nothing.

[Is THAT what suspend means?]

Sometimes I even stand there while they do them, NO EXCEPTIONS. Documentation is KEY for our patient's quality care and safety.]

[I know it helps to TELL yourself that. Tell me how it helps the patient to tell the doctor that they've got to have a HIPPA form to get medical records for a patient in a trauma ward.

In truth, I'm not being fair to YOU. YOU may not be doing this, but I fail to see how DOING YOUR JOB makes you a HEARTLESS BITCH. This is like a traffic cop telling me that they REFUSE to allow ANY car to pass without the signal, and THAT'S what makes them a Heartless Bitch.]

One Liner:
If you want something done right, do it yourself.

[Isn't THAT the truth? Or, you could actually train someone to do it. I've had success with that from time to time.]

Name: Tanya

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Im 16 years old and everyone thinks im a bitch. i have plently of friends, who will do anything for me, but they all still think im a bitch, and that doesn't bother me at all, because i know that most of them love me for who i am, a bitch. Even my own mother called me an "ungrateful little bitch". That upset me a lot, and i've always thought of changing and trying to be nicer and more considerate of others. But now once i think more about it, why would i change myself for other people?

[Okay, this is where we need to talk about the difference between feedback and changing for other people. It's a bad thing to live to please EVERYONE, but living to please only YOURSELF, especially at the expense of others, is a sure way to find yourself alone, which may not always be desirable. Yes, it's not good to change to make EVERYONE ELSE happy, but it's not a good idea to disregard feedback because you don't like it, or they will "get over it," or you think that THEY have a problem. There's something wrong when your mom calls you an ungrateful little bitch, and the least of which is that you possibly really ARE a little ingrate. Take stock of yourself. ARE you a good person, or an overgrown baby throwing "big girl" temper tantrums to get your way?]

If they dont like me, then thats too bad for them, i'll get over it, and so will they. I want people to see the inner bitch that i am, even though they say they already have. I love being a bitch, because that is who i am. I am a bitch. I want to know more about my bitchiness, and who i really am, before i go out and tell other people about my self. I want to be proud of myself and who i have become, that is why i came here. After all, people made me this way, so i want to learn to love it.

[That's where you're wrong. No one MADE you any way. You CHOSE to be that way. Heartless Bitches KNOW that, and we purposefully made this choice.]

One Liner:
everyone say to me....."You're an ungrateful bitch"

[Are you ungrateful?]

Name: Alex

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
...because, well, I deserve it. I've taken my lumps; I've dated the pencil-penised assbaskets (hell, I even married one in a blind fit of mindfuck lust);

[Oh no, you don't marry in mindfuck lust. You loved that pencil-penised assbasket.]

I've birthed my babies and had my heart broken by every hurt inflicted on them by the big, bad world as they grew. In short, I've survived without giving in to the urge to conform to societal standards that would a) please my MIL greatly, and b) Make me want to slit my throat.

[You and virtually EVERY OTHER MOTHER. So fucking what?]

I'm in my 40th year. I got over cute a long time ago. I relish my wrinkles, my belly pooch, and my ability not to give a flying fuck about how I'm perceived. I'm not a perfect heartless bitch by any means, but I'm working on it.

[When you stop lying to yourself, you're welcome to come back and try again. As in, YES, you've accepted it, but what REAL choice do you have?]

One Liner:
My heartless bitchiness is a beautiful thing. It demands so little (okay, maybe the occasional hot fudge, bling, and monkey sex) and gives so much. Here's to the heartless bitches of the world. Bless us, every bitch.

[So, simply put, Heartless Bitches International is all about hot fudge, bling bling, and monkey sex? Not that we're averse to that.]