From an angry reader:

A stay at home mom is "a prostitute with a very select clientele"?!?

If that's really the opinion you have of women who choose to raise their own children, then you must have had some pretty fucked up experiences with marriage/parental relationships.

Such crass generalizations should really be avoided by women purporting to be intelligent Heartless Bitches.

[And the mommie reflex kicks in. Let's take a closer look. Mothers, even the ones who work, RAISE their OWN CHILDREN. Don't foist that holy banner of mommydom at me, because it's not going to fly. I don't know anyone who wouldn't rather get paid to sit at home and do nothing. I have a job I love, and I'd rather get paid to sit at home. My point? Mothers who work don't work because they don't want to choose to "raise their own children," as you put it. They can't economically afford to do that. This is what drives mothers to the work force. It's not a mission (from God), it's not "noble," and it's not really admirable. What stay-at-home moms have done is managed to convince someone else to either make enough money to foot all the bills, OR make the sacrifices necessary to allow her ass to stay at home--the excuse? RAISING the CHILDREN.

SO, what does that woman have to offer? What is the trade off? In exchange for "raising the kids," the husband (or moneymaker, whichever) agrees to bring home the bacon in exchange for what? Sex. That's all you have to offer that he wants. You're cheap, relatively free of disease, and at his beck and call.

You can window dress this anyway you'd like, but that's what it is.

Thanks for asking about my experience with marriage and my parents, by the way. Crass generalizations should really be avoided by those who accuse me of it.]

Name: Enraged

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I guess mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore would suffice. I want revenge on those who have said we are best friends and then it turns out we are nothing at all. I want to put itching powder in thier shorts. I want to squeeze balls in a vice until I hear a high pitched squeal then ask questions. I'd like to peel skin off thier bodies one sqaure inch at a time. ( I hope that's not to Jeffery Dahmer for ya) I would love to see thier pubic hairs infested with fleas from a thousand elephants. I think you get the point, I want them to feel the pain I am going through because they were heartless mother fuckers to me.

[There comes a point in everyone's life when it's time to question the choices you've made. Why have you consistently picked people who treated you like garbage? After a while, you've got to realize that you are the common demoninator in all your dating. Stop picking creeps. Get some therapy to figure out why you choose people who hurt you.]

ok, I'm not a heartless bitch that's the fucking problem. I'm now pissed and angry because I've been crushed, ground in then pissed on. Now I have tremendous hatred and want revenge, sweet ass revenge!! Too many people have taken advantage of my "nice" trusting nature. and It's my own fucking fault for trusting these fuckers and letting them shit on me. I need ideas, examples and lessons on how to be a heartless bitch so this shit don't happen again.

[There's hope for you after all. We are not free therapy, and we aren't a self-help group. We prefer that you'll "all better" before you get in here, and if you happen to slip through the cracks, you wouldn't make it anyway.]

One Liner:
fuck with me mother fuckers I'm ready to dance

[So it begins.]

Name: Kay

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I dog anybody that dogs me. I dont say hi to anyone. I push people out of the way , IF they are in my way, I dont sugar coat the truth, and If you dont like me , oh well, who cares "I SURE DONT!.......lol

[Great. We had a shortage of assholes.]

One Liner:
Warning: THIS DRIVER AND HER KIDS HOLD UP THREEFINGERS that, TELLS ALL OTHER DRIVEBYS: CAN YOU READ BETWEEN THE LINE?

[Even better that you're teaching your kids to be as rude as you are, but what troubles me is why you feel the need to be cryptic about flipping someone off.]

Name: Jackie

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I guess you'll find out when you get to know me.

[I guess I'll never know.]

I sat here and tried to think of something "creative" to say to show why I am a Heartless Bitch, but fuck it. Either you let me in or you don't. It doesn't make a shit with me

[There was enough shit in your application.]

One Liner:
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I will take over.

[Hell has nothing to worry about.]