Name: Andy

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
am I applying for college or something?

[Why, need financial aid?]

I'm a heartless bitch because I never give up, I accept my faults and instead of just shrugging my shoulders I sit down and better myself. And when its too much for me, I go to therapy and get help.

[Good for you, mate.]

Oh, and all the while I've kept myself out of relationships because I'm not ready for them yet. And as a side note, I'd like to say that this is the first time I've ever had to be profiled in order to join a forum. I hope this is just to make sure I'm not another mysoginist trying to cause mischief.

[This is only the first stupidhead filter. You got stuck in the lint trap.]

One Liner:
men and women are the same, there are no gender roles. Its all just a lie.

[Wish you believed that before you sent this application.]

Name: Lynda

Email : mom2annissanaj

[I hope that's a dog or something.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a heartless bitch because I hate everyone.

[Well, ALMOST everyone, right?]

I dont care whose feelings I hurt in the way, if you are an idiot, I will tell you, if you stand out like a net pussy then I will attack you.

[Why take your frustrations out on the free world?]

Please be armed if you are going to battle with me, as I have no mercy. I have no patience for the ignorant and no mercy for the weak, if you cant take what I have to say then just get outta the way.

[Good idea. I won't take this garbage, so I'm flushing it.]

One Liner:
I dont hate women and I dont hate men, I just hate everyone equally.

[Playa Hater's Ball is in the other building.]

Name: Shelley

Email : Mommyofmyboy

[Egad! Another one.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am a heartless bitch because I care for no one.

[Didn't you just say that? Was that someone else?]

I think everyone in the world is an idiot. I have yet to find someone that can match my intellegence.

[Heh. I love this ironic typo.]

I am always right.

[For a strange definition of right.]

I sometimes wonder why anyone else in on the planet tries to annoy me.

[To annoy you implies that we care. You just find us annoying. Big difference.]

One Liner:
I have a toddler and a husband that acts like one... need I say more?

[You should DO more, though.]

Name: jenna

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I believe us women, in some rare instances, have more balls

[Only on a tennis court. We have ovaries.]

and brains...than our counterparts. I was raised by a twice divorced, hard working single mom. I am a very active mother of 2 (soon to be, 3) children. Big wow, you say? I do it from a wheelchair. I have been paralyzed from the waist down for 22 years, since age 14.

[So? Tell me how self-sufficient you REALLY are.]

I have a big kid (husband)

[Give credit where it's due. Your home has stayed together, I am assuming happily, because of his work, too.]

and have kept my home together for 18 years, successfully and are raising a strong little Heartless Bitch, age 16 and a caring, considerate son, age 8. My kids are considerate and caring to the needs of elderly and the disabled.

[Well, guess why? People are usually more in tune with situations they have had to experience firsthand.]

One Liner:
But women do have balls and brains!

[Technically we don't have balls. Balls have come to mean courage, and why? Stereotype.]

Name: victoria

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I can,t stand men who think that because they have the Vipers and Vettes

[As in, "This car protected by Viper. Please stand back"?]

that they can get any women they want to or the men who are so stupid to think that just becuase you show intrest they can get into your pants that night!

[Stop swooning over fancy cars.]

One Liner:
Im a Bitch...Deal with it!

[You really haven't shared why you think so.]

Name: Danyelle

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I don't think I should really care about what qualities I have for this site.

[Then don't write us. It's as simple as that.]

Either I'm a heartless bitch, or I'm not. I guess it's for someone else to decide.

[That's why you're not.]

Before I even knew about this website I had a dream about my e-mail address that I have listed. I.E. "ImaHeartlessbtch@loser.com. Since I had the dream, I made it.

[It's easy to achieve when your dreams are simple.]

I'm told it suites me well. I don't know what to put in this box. What do you want me to say?

[Something of value.]

Things I've done to "prove" how much of a heartless bitch I am? It shouldn't matter what I've done, it should matter for what I'm going to do. Thanks.

[How can you do anything when you have demonstrated that you can't think?]

One Liner:
What the hell is your point?
And I should care? Why?

[You just want all the answers handed to you.]

Name: robynn

UserID : tedandme

[Urk!]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a Heartless Bitch because I can be.

[How do you define "choke?" Read on.]

I'm not one to delve into the reasons why things are the way they are, they just are. I never tried to analyze it too deeply. I've always just known and accepted the fact that I am what I am. To list the "becauses" for you seems like I'm asking for your validation. Maybe it is, but that's another thing to analyze. I think maybe it is to feel connected to others like myself who are unique in the way they deal with life and it's challenges. Some might think referring to oneself as a heartless bitch isn't something to be proud of. Others aspire to be a heartless bitch. To me, I know what I am and if I fail to convey that to you adequately it won't change what I am. I don't think I need to put down the qualities I possess that make me a heartless bitch, I think I need to put down the qualities you think I should possess to be a heartless bitch. This is perfectly acceptable because I am the one writing this to you. I'm just not going to try and guess.

[Maybe it's more of a sputter? No, this was definitely a choke.]

One Liner:
I don't let the views, judgments, and expectations of others change who or what I am, or the way I live my life. I am responsible for my own happiness and refuse to let anyone but myself change that.

[That's because nothing can penetrate your thick skull.]

Name: LaineyRee

UserID : h8my ex

[Just as bad as listing the boyfriend is listing how you hate one. Bleah!]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
My (now ex-) fiance told me he "just couldn't do this anymore" (and confessed to an affair with some cyberslut he met online), yet insisted that I be the one to move out of the nice new 2-bedroom, central heat & air apartment he'd talked me into moving into.

[Your life just happens to you, doesn't it? You're simply free of responsibility for anything.]

I immediately questioned him on how he was going to be able to afford it (after all,

[So who cares? You should have been packing your bags and leaving him anyway.]

he has student loans that won't quit, and he apparently had been spending lots of money on the cyberslut and is barely pulling in $25k/yr.). Plus, I have the higher income and deserve the nicer place.

[But not a better fella?]

He told me he "had it under control" (i.e. mommy and daddy would be chipping in)...however, when I found his unpaid $600 bill for internet porn (one of but

[You're so smart, so with-it, and so together, how'd he pull the wool over your eyes for so long? Why are you snooping through his mail? He did something you couldn't or wouldn't forgive. END OF STORY. Get gone.]

many problems the boy had) and uncovered his credit card bill for his last trip to see the cyberslut, I promptly made a copy and mailed it off to mommy and daddy so they could see exactly where Jr.'s money goes and why he needs help.

[NEWSFLASH: YOU were the only one who didn't know this.]

He now works THREE jobs to pay for his apartment and sadly, doesn't seem to have the time he used to for cybersex, real sex, or internet porn.

[Meaning that he doesn't need you. Maybe I should be accepting HIM. His behavior is far more exemplary than yours so far.]

I, on the other hand, have moved to an even BETTER apartment and gone back to grad school AND gotten a promotion.

[Shouldn't you have been able to do this with him? Why were you saddling yourself with someone who was dragging you down?]

I don't have a problem with someone giving me the "I can't do this anymore" speech if the relationship is faltering or I'm being an unfair or an unequal partner, but don't buy me TWO engagement rings then dick around and hope mommy and daddy are gonna save your puerile ass.

[TWO rings? Why would you need two of them? You know what, don't tell me. This is one of those stories I just don't want to know.]

One Liner:
I have friends, and I have batteries, so I don't need men's shit.

[Yet you seemed to have digested huge quantities of it.]

[We bring you a very special letter from the Supreme Bitch's Mailbox.]

miss supernova says:

ok, me and my friends are all pretty much 18 supposedly, mature young adults. i guess somehow by "best friends" missed that last bit because they are immature lil sluts who sheepishly follow the latest person who has access to new guys.

[This has a "sour grape" stench all over it.]

this is where satanic stacey comes in...stacey is a superficial freak who constantly attempts to get attention by causing fights with people and then blaming them for it all, even tho they neva did anything.pure "blame the victim" bullshit.

[They deserve what they get (and that includes you) if you stick around for any encore presentations.]

we all know shes insecure and mentally fucked up, but we all hav issues, real

[Learn to pick your friends.]

issues, not jus self inflicted issues that she dreams up so she has something to bitch about and attempt to get attention from. but yeh, stace jus got a new bf, a guy 2yrs older than her, her manager actually which jus dun seem right. so

[Now the spotlight is on Stacey, and she's not even here. She's good.]

yeh, stace has access to new, older guys which then catches the attention of my friends, because they r sheep and since stace seems so "ultra cool", theyve decided to ditch me and go to stace.

[But you're not bitter. Not you.]

me and stace dun get on cause i told her exactly wat i thought of her and all

["I hate you, Stacey. You're so cool, and beautiful, and all the guys like you, and you have all the attention."]

her bullshit attempts at gettin attention. i hate girls that purposefully make up shit, or extremely exaggerate situations jus so they can make it into a

[But that's not what's happening here.]

"bitch-worthy" event. in the end, this is all jus an example of the girl group democracy, its so animalistic, it makes me sick, its just one giant power struggle, they long to gain power over the other members

[So don't BE a member. It's that easy.]

so that they can feel "big" and almighty. god i wish some girls would jus grow up and realise how fuckin immatture they r,

[ME, TOO! (hint, hint)]

it would make life so much easier and less stressful, not only for their friends, like me, but also for themselves because they then wouldnt hav to use their time creatin bad karma and then tryin to cover their tracks so the karma can't find them. tho karma does always find u,

[The last refuge of the spineless loser, "God will GET YOU for that."]

hopefully it will bite them in the ass real bad and stace will get hit by a bus. girls like stacey cant b saved, they need to b shot. the sheep of evil

[Why does Stacey have a friend like you?]

bitches like stace can b saved however, tho only after an intensive session on ass-kicking!!! aren't girls luvly :) gota luv em...

[No, I don't. Idiots like you just make me tired.]